Newspaper logo  
 
 
   Quotes from Women

Quotes from Women


Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.
—Cora Harvey Armstrong


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
—Helen Hayes (at 73)


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
—Janette Barber


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
—Carrie Snow


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
—Erma Bombeck


Old age ain't no place for sissies.
—Bette Davis


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
—Rhonda Hansome


The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
—Jane Sellman


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
—Charlotte Whitton


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
—Caryn Leschen


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
—Dolly Parton


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
—Roseanne Barr


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
—Elayne Boosler


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
—Maryon Pearson


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man—if you want anything done, ask a woman.
—Margaret Thatcher


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
—Gloria Steinem


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor





Copyright © 2003 The Baltimore Chronicle and The Sentinel. All rights reserved. We invite your comments, criticisms and suggestions.

Republication or redistribution of Baltimore Chronicle and Sentinel content is expressly prohibited without their prior written consent.

This story was published on May 13, 2003.
  
MAY 2003
LOCAL NEWS
5.10NEWS BRIEFS
5.7CALENDAR
5.13Maryland’s Economy Could Profit From Renewable Energy
5.13Brooklyn and Curtis Bay Residents Collaborate with City Government to Plan for the Future of Small Towns in the City
5.13Pro-Mass Transit Activists Plan Protests of MTA Rate Increases
5.13Fordham University Study of Baltimore Schools Shows Worst-Qualified Teachers More Likely in Poor and Minority Schools
5.13Volunteers Conduct City’s First Comprehensive Baltimore Homeless Census
5.7A Call for "Affirmative Access" in Library Service
5.7Ask the Plant and Pest Professor
5.8Preakness ’03; Plus, the NFL Drafts a New Round of Millionaires
4.19The City's Neighborhoods Have Become the Poor Stepchildren
4.5The State of Giving in Maryland 2002
4.4 City to Celebrate 175th Anniversary of Railroading
LETTERS
5.13 Letters
ART & ENTERTAINMENT
5.13Quotes: Quotes from Women
5.13Book: Joe DiMaggio Gets Lawyered-Up
5.13Book: Leo Bretholz’s Memoir Tells of Being Liberated Twice
NEWS MEDIA CRITIQUE
5.13SARS: More Panic than Peril?
4.14Who's Paying for those Embedded Journalists?
4.4Fla. Court Rules It’s Legal for Press to Lie
SPEAKING OUT
5.19EDITORIAL: Beware the Governor's Executive Order
5.19EDITORIAL: Governor Does the Right Thing
5.20Mothers' Day Proclamation
5.13What's Wrong with Looting? It's the American Way!
5.13The Magic Onion
5.13CEO's at Defense Contractors Earn 45% More
5.13Licensed to Kill
5.13Leave Bill Bennett Alone
5.13“Candid Camera on Crack,” and Other Social Ills
5.13Vampires Who Suck Liberty: How Banks Keep Americans Indentured to Debt
5.13Whose Oil? Our Oil!
5.13Let’s Explore the Roots of Our Violent Culture
5.7Kelly the Hawk Meets the Old Iraqi Warrior
5.7The Shocking Mess in Iraq
5.8The Night After: An Israeli’s Thoughts about the War
5.8Freud on War: Civilization’s Obscene Ghost
4.10On Getting Inspired (and Snubbed) by Ralph Nader
4.9Q & A with Greg Palast
4.5The War President Is Waging a Multi-Faceted Battle on the Domestic Front
NATION & WORLD
5.13CARDIN WARNS THAT BUSH TAX CUT WILL HURT
5.13Though Nation’s Unemployment Rate Is Increasing, Benefits Are Set To Expire May 31
5.13The Great Progressive Rate Scam
5.10Noted Journalist James Fallows Previews “The War after the War”
5.7Israeli Major Brings Message of Peace to Baltimore
5.7The Right Way To Rebuild Iraq
4.4Survey Declares Two-Thirds of US Pension Plans ‘Underfunded’
4.4After Iraq, What? Can the US Occupy and Police the Whole World?
FROM OTHER SITES
  SCREED brings you news that major media ‘tries to hide’
  Websites We Like!
  Analysis & Perspective

Public Service Ads: