The Ukrainian people have always been famous for their sense of humor, which was reflected even in proverbs. The wit, sarcasm, and aptness of the sayings make them relevant even in modern life, writes IZ. Here are fifteen of the funniest proverbs that will definitely make you smile.
- “It’s not all about Maslenitsa, there will also be Lent.”
A reminder that good times don't last forever, and after fun always comes responsibility. - “Hungry as a dog in fasting.”
A hyperbolic comparison for those who are forever complaining about hunger. - “He’s going like a pig to a wedding.”
About a person who is completely unprepared for an important event. - “A small fly, but even that one sucks in your nose.”
Used when someone insignificant is trying to show their importance. - “Here is the end for you, and a new beginning, and onions, and honey.”
Describes a situation when everything in life is mixed up: both good and bad. - “Like a pea hitting a wall.”
When your advice or words have absolutely no effect on the person you are talking to. - “He sits like a rooster on a fence – neither this way nor that.”
About an indecisive person who can't decide. - “If only youth knew, and old age could.”
A witty observation about the eternal mismatch between opportunity and experience. - “There is a head, but the mind is like a cat crying.”
A humorous remark about a person who is not distinguished by wisdom. - “Crush water in a mortar.”
Used when someone talks a lot but doesn't do anything useful. - “Where it is thin, it tears.”
A reminder that problems always arise in the most vulnerable places. - “Better a tit in the hands than a crane in the sky.”
A call to appreciate what you have instead of chasing unattainable dreams. - “No fish, no meat.”
Ridicule something vague or mediocre that lacks clear characteristics. - “Covered with a copper basin.”
About a business that has completely failed or no longer has a chance of success. - “A wise man loves to learn, but a fool loves to teach.”
Ironic wisdom about those who like to give advice without having any knowledge of their own.
Ukrainian proverbs are a true treasure trove of folk wisdom that not only teaches, but also entertains. Which one do you hear most often?
For a more detailed look at how folk sayings can aptly reflect profound life truths, check out our article When Words Are Sharper Than a Knife: Folk Sayings That Will Amuse and Surprise.